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— Whoa, grandma, look out! — What is it?? — A big, big spider! Wait here, I’ll get something to kill it. — No! No, please, Bobby, don’t! It isn’t a spider, that’s Alfredo! — Grandma. It’s a spider. — No, no! It’s a very small kitten! Stop! Bobby! Stop!!!
— Wipe Your Feet | The Doubtful Guest